"So, I've been dating this guy for about eight months. But the problem is he lives in White Marsh."
Imagine the words "White Marsh" (this place is apparently north of Baltimore, which I agree is too fucking far), being uttered with contempt.
"He wants to marry me and I said to him, 'Do we have to live in White Marsh?' He said, 'Baby, this is just one stop on the road of my life.' But, you know, where is the road taking him? And why did it stop in White Marsh?"
What is wrong with people?
Grateful for: White Marsh.
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