- A 700 word email in response to my 50 word one. In that whole 700 words he did not answer the one simple question I asked.
- A one word email (not a missed IM message, an email). The word? “Hi.” Plus, the sender was from Michigan.
- Guys whose preferred age range stops one year below their age. C’mon—you really wouldn’t date someone your own age? Or one year older? Really?
Maybe I just got up on the wrong side of the bed today. I awoke with a stiff neck for no explicable reason. I was also reminded why my cat does not sleep with me. It was very chilly last night and I let her sneak under the covers with me around 11:30 pm. She curled up at my feet and we both drifted off. Then, I felt some playful scuffling and scratching. As though my legs were in her space and I better move them! She got out from under the covers and left the room. I made sure all entry points were secured. It was 1:25 am. Grateful for: Advil. I'm taking three right now.